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It seemed easier to kill him than to break his heart.


Mustard is a character in Smiling Friends who appears in "Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty?". She is the only female mascot of Salty's, a fast food restaurant ran by Simon S. Salty.

Appearance[]

Mustard is a living mustard packet with yellow skin, arms, breasts, eyes, eyelashes, lips, and has two human-like legs. She has a heart on the middle of her body. The only clothing that Mustard wears are red high-heels.

Role in episode[]

She is interrogated by Charlie about Salty's murder in the freezer room, which is where she does her routine stock check. Before his untimely demise, she had an affair with Salty and would frequently have sex with him. Later in the episode, it's revealed that she attacked Salty's already dead body to kill him instead of breaking his heart which was shown on a security camera.

At the end of the episode, it turns out that her and the rest of the mascots didn't kill Salty and that he merely died of a heart attack. She and the others ran out of the restaurant in celebration, causing destruction and killing pedestrians.

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