Crazy Cup is a character who appeared in "Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty?"
Appearance[]
Body
Crazy Cup is an armless cup-shaped critter with a face, eyes, a mouth, and has two legs. Outside of the costume, his body is human-like and has a necklace with a small cross around his shoulders.
Clothing
Crazy Cup wears Salty's a large cup-shaped costume, which covers his whole body, and also has a large cheeseburger, with cheese and lettuce, and Salty's logo on it. His costume also has a pink straw that covers his long cup-shaped neck. Crazy Cup additionally wears pink-colored sneakers on his feet. Outside of the costume, he is shown wearing underwear and socks.
Background[]
Crazy Cup is one Simon S. Salty's fast food mascots at the fictional fast food restaurant known as Salty's. When Pim interrogates him about the murder of Simon S. Salty, Crazy Cup states that he didn't kill Salty as he was washing a stain of his doo-doo feces off of his costume, which takes over twenty minutes take off due to his lack of arms. Crazy Cup also has a serious drug problem, which causes him to squirt out of his ass and into his costume.
When the Century Egg's security camera reveals that all of Salty's mascots have been attacking Salty's corpse, Crazy Cup is showing stabbing him. However, he doesn't give an actual reason on why he doesn't like Salty. When Salty's mascots are revealed to be innocent and escape the restaurant to go on a homicidal rampage after it was revealed that Salty actually died from a heart attack, Crazy Cup is shown smashing through the glass doors of the restaurant and knocks down a bus on the streets.
Quotes[]
- "You didn’t need to raise your voice, man."
- "Look, I couldn’t have killed Salty. I spent all day cleaning a stain off of my costume."
- "My own doo-doo feces, okay? For your information, I happen to have a serious drug problem which causes me to squirt out my ass into my costume. And the worst part of all is this thing takes 20 minutes to take off."
- "Yeah. no dip."
- "Alright. You got me."