Season 1[]
“
GET OUT HERE AND GIVE ME MY CHEESE BACK, PLEASE.
”
—Allan
“
I JUST WANTED MY CHEEEEEEEEESE!
”
—Allan
“
Did we have to come all the way to China to do this?
”
—Allan
“
Errrrm, I think we need to call someone...
”
—Allan
—Allan
“
I don't really care, I just, wanna find a tree.
”
—Allan
Season 2[]
“
Gasp! That means the Smiling Friends will be owned by Satan!
”
—Allan, Erm, the Boss Finds Love?
“
I've gotta go to my Doctor Monster's appointment with Doctor Monster.
”
“
Guys, shut up, the results are coming in
”
—Allan, Mr. President
“
I turned off your bomb, you psycho
”
—Allan, after defusing his landlord's C4 vest in "A Allan Adventure"
“
Thank God, finally! ... What the fuck?
”
—Allan, after opening the empty box of paper clips in "A Allan Adventure"
“
Yeah, well, who do you think built the boss's rocket boots?
”
—Allan, Pim Finally Turns Green
“
"Im sick of running errands for this happily married couple; I waited two full hours in line to get them these coffees"
”
—Allan, "A Allan Adventure"
—Allan responding to Charlie in The Magical Red Jewel (aka Tyler Gets Fired)
—Allan, arguing with Charlie in "The Magical Red Jewel (aka Tyler Gets Fired)"
—Allan, spraying Gwimbly with a water hose in "Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director's Cut)"
“
What? She startled me.
”
—Allan after hitting the receptionist in Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director's Cut)
Season 3[]
“
I thought the penis looked delicious.
”
“
Hey, turn that off!
”
—Allan telling the Triplets to turn that hose off before he was grabbed
from the female triplet with his tie and getting chocked in "Mole Man (episode)".
from the female triplet with his tie and getting chocked in "Mole Man (episode)".