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Season 1[]

GET OUT HERE AND GIVE ME MY CHEESE BACK, PLEASE.
—Allan
I JUST WANTED MY CHEEEEEEEEESE!
—Allan
Did we have to come all the way to China to do this?
—Allan
Errrrm, I think we need to call someone...
—Allan
You need to pick those up when you're done, don't leave them all over the floor.
—Allan
I don't really care, I just, wanna find a tree.
—Allan

Season 2[]

Gasp! That means the Smiling Friends will be owned by Satan!
I've gotta go to my Doctor Monster's appointment with Doctor Monster.
—Allan after dropping Pim and Charlie off at the haunted mansion in "Erm, the Boss Finds Love?"
Guys, shut up, the results are coming in
—Allan, Mr. President
I turned off your bomb, you psycho
—Allan, after defusing his landlord's C4 vest in "A Allan Adventure"
Thank God, finally! ... What the fuck?
—Allan, after opening the empty box of paper clips in "A Allan Adventure"
Yeah, well, who do you think built the boss's rocket boots?
"Im sick of running errands for this happily married couple; I waited two full hours in line to get them these coffees"
—Allan, "A Allan Adventure"
What? I don't remember that... Sucked on your nose?
—Allan responding to Charlie in The Magical Red Jewel (aka Tyler Gets Fired)
Fuck you, I was checking work emails, you yellow son of a bitch!
—Allan, arguing with Charlie in "The Magical Red Jewel (aka Tyler Gets Fired)"
This homeless man won't leave, so I'm spraying him with dirty brown water.
What? She startled me.

Season 3[]

I thought the penis looked delicious.
—Allan, reiterating his desire to eat Mole Man's genitals, Mole Man
Hey, turn that off!
—Allan telling the Triplets to turn that hose off before he was grabbed
from the female triplet with his tie and getting chocked in "Mole Man (episode)".